Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
“At a few minutes before four, Peeta turns to me again. “Your favorite colour … it’s green?” “That’s right.”Then I think of something to add. “And yours is orange.”"Orange?" He seems unconvinced. "Not bright orange. But soft. Like the sunset," I say. "At least, that’s what you told me once.""Oh." He closes his eyes briefly, maybe trying to conjure up that sunset, then nods his head. "Thank you.”
please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.
#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW
when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”
date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me
Girls are so simple.
i am boy
guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly
like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo
My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.
I want more to that story